Mapie's Funny Programs

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right click on the links and choose 'save target as' or  'save picture as'  

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(All files below are donated by Anthony, unless stated otherwise... Thank you Anthony :-)

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I have had a lot of requests to put the nintendo.exe back on, so here it is.

If you have seen a program here and it's not listed anymore, just send me a request.

Office Kung Fu.exe  476kb  Thanks Joe

CrockHunter.exe  927kb  Thanks Joe

STRIP POKER.exe    685kb Thanks Yvonne

Budweiser.exe  1.49mb  Thanks Jim & Suzie

circus.exe  2.75mb  Thanks Jim & Suzie

javelin.zip  418kb Thanks Jim & Suzie

alienclones.exe  602kb  Thanks Jim & Suzie

Lets Dance.exe  987kb  Thanks Joe

Senility Virus.exe  145kb  Thanks Joe

Man Bashing.exe  343kb  Thanks Joe

Buck Brown's Granny.exe  903kb  Thanks Joe

stash.exe  279kb  Thanks Dustin

sniper.exe   154kb Thanks Dustin

Color_n_I.exe  867kb  Thanks Nigel

badhair.zip  508kb  Thanks Wayne

The Bum Test.xls  (Excel program) 198kb  Thanks Yvonne

alert.exe  715kb  Thanks Barry

puzzle2.EXE  239kb  Thanks Barry
Warning!!  If you have Windows 95 or lower, the only way to get rid of it is to finish the puzzle!!!
you won't be able to do anything with your computer until you finish!!
I'm not sure about Windows Me or 2000, but with WinXP, you can hit the 'ctrl +alt+del to get out of it
And this is what Alan said:
 If you are running "Windows 2000 Pro" you can hit Alt F4 and it will close the puzzle2 exe program..

grandprix.exe  596kb  Thanks Jim & Suzie

Hulk SMASH!.exe  1.3mb  Thanks Raymond

skullsmile.zip  Get the skulls quick...574kb  Thanks Dustin

my-secret.exe  Make your own secret diary...168kb  Thanks Dustin

grandprix.zip  Test your racing skill...388kb  Thanks Jim&Suzie

What happens when you spill water.scr  Press esc to turn off...52.5kb  Thanks Joy

ALIEN HOMINID.exe  Very nice!...2.12mb  Thanks Raymond

Frisbee Dog.exe  Catch the frisbee...442kb  Thanks Raymond

fight9.exe  A fighting game...1mb  Thanks Raymond

Remember the Poop!.exe  A memory game...502kb  Thanks Raymond

jacks.exe  A nice game...111kb

gift.exe   frightening!...117kb

NSKC.EXE  A snakes game...39.3kb

Bubble.exe  Like tetris...2.14mb

bored.exe  Bored in the office...630kb

hoops.exe  Play basket ball...775kb  Thanks Dustin

hotpepper2.exe  Slake your thirst...534kb  Thanks Dustin

STRIP POKER.exe  Play strip poker...685kb  Thanks Dustin

Ultra Ball Breaker Game.exe  Very nice game...525kb  Thanks Dustin

boing.exe  The snake game...411.5kb  Thanks Anthony

Magic.zip  Very nice arcade game...148kb  Thanks Jeremy

YOLK.EXE  Like the one above...139kb  Thanks Jeremy

WinBejeweled_setup.exe  Lovely game...1.6mb  Thanks Teresa

starship.exe  Steer the UFO...1.02mb  Thanks Anthony

toboggan.exe  Steer the toboggan...2.8mb  Thanks Anthony

Absolutist Palantir Game.exe  Very nice game...508kb  Thanks Dustin

dominoes.exe  This one is like tetris...678kb  Thanks Dustin

www.wildwords.us/WildWords.exe  A very nice game...Thanks Peter

SymantecGamePack.zip  A few very nice oldies...123.5k  Thanks Jester

ClassicPinball.zip  A classic...555.9kb  Thanks Jester

Tagurit.exe  Tag email...301kb  Thanks Jester

polar_rescue.zip  A nice arcade game...529.9kb  Thanks Craig

monkey_curling.zip  A nice curling game...402.9kb  Thanks Craig

GRAVE ROBBER.exe  Very nice...good music too...941kb  Thanks Raymond

BOMB JACK.exe  Another nice arcade game...1.28mb  Thanks Raymond

poppin'&lockin'.exe  Dance to nice music...416.9kb  Thanks Jim & Susie

peemail.exe  Write in the snow...450kb  Thanks Dustin

Click N Slide.exe  A nice puzzle...637kb  Thanks Dustin

dave.exe  A very nice arcade game...74.7kb  Thanks Dustin

Homfemmove.exe  An oldie but still popular...445kb  Thanks Raymond

drunk hangman.exe  A very nice hangman game...495kb  Thanks Dustin

cablecapers.exe  A nice arcade game...621kb  Thanks Dustin

difference.exe  Spot the difference...698kb  Thanks Nigel

groupsol.exe  Anim solitaire...576kb  Thanks Anthony

3d shooter.exe  A nice shooting game...408kb  Thanks Raymond

NewSony_1.pps  The latest of Sony...224kb  Thanks Walter

MarioKart.exe  The popular Mario game...840kb  Thanks Dustin

Drinkin' Buddy.exe  A cheap way to get drunk...591kb  Thanks Raymond

coconut_curumba.exe  A good memory game...412kb  Thanks Nigel

tennis.exe  Tennis anyone?...695kb  Thanks Dustin

shark.exe  You are the shark...615kb  Thanks Dustin

shanghai dynasty.exe  A very nice game...504kb  Thanks Dustin

Sky Attack.exe  Like invaders...701kb  Thanks Raymond

SajjadAli.exe  Make sure your speakers are on and that you don't have a heart condition!...745kb  Thanks Fatima

Zyrlihoon.exe  A nice invaders game...551kb  Thanks Dustin

karate.exe  Show your karate skills...742kb  Thanks Dustin

hangnun.exe  Just like hangman...790kb  Thanks Dustin

Two great things.exe  A green flower tetris game...483kb  Thanks Raymond

You're a fly.exe  Try to avoid the fish...708kb  Thanks Raymond

flexi-combat.exe  A combat game...774kb  Thanks Dustin

destructomatch.exe   Destruct buildings that match...537kb  Thanks Dustin

Adult Solitair 1.exe  Play solitair  with nude cards...1mb  Thanks Yvonne

Cool drug dealer.exe  Pick em up...550kb  Thanks Raymond

grab your board..exe  Go and ride em...450kb  Thanks Raymond

slotmaschine 18+.exe  Pokies for adults...1.94mb  Thanks Raymond

Some very nice puzzles below:
blowjobpuzzle.exe  333kb  Thanks Dustin

goldfinger jigsaw.exe  691kb Thanks Dustin

end2end.exe  452kb Thanks Dustin

beads.exe  580kb Thanks Dustin

puzzle fit.exe  61.5kb Thanks Dustin

ooohlala.exe  A nudity show...619kb  Thanks Dustin

pinball2.exe  Another pinball game...476kb Thanks Dustin

air force.exe  A bit like space invaders...34kb Thanks Dustin

For the thinkers..exe  A beautiful chess game...468kb Thanks Raymond

Red team go.exe  A soldier game...648kb  Thanks Raymond

CRAZY CARS.exe  Retrieve your money...441kb Thanks Raymond

multiplayerdarts.exe  A very nice dart game...489kb Thanks Craig

AthleteArmageddon.zip  Nice soccer game for the desktop...601kb  Thanks Raymond

We need the ark.zip  A nice game...467kb Thanks Raymond

use the flute.zip  Another nice game...334kb Thanks Raymond

Mailbox Baseball.exe  Hit 'em with the baseball...492kb  Thanks Dustin

Kiss.exe  Send someone a nice kiss ;-)...457kb  Thanks Dustin

Fruit Machine.zip  A nice poker machine...543kb  Thanks Craig

Roadies.exe  just like the old lemmings...548kb  Thanks Raymond

gokarts.exe  Check your driving skills...943kb  Thanks Raymond

Shotgun.zip  Starsky & Hutch, the game...262kb  Thanks Raymond

Fun with sheep..exe  Round em up!...442kb Thanks Raymond

Sega classic..exe  A Sega classic game...847kb  Thanks Raymond

Roulette Balls and holes.exe  For the gambler...1.04mb Thanks Raymond

pico.exe  Help Pico get out of the school...653kb Thanks Dustin

Dodgeball.exe  Dodge the ball and hit the girl...448kb  Thanks Dustin

splatman.exe  Like Pac Man...546kb  Thanks Dustin

sonarchallenge.exe  Practice for the next world cup...606kb Thanks Raymond

Strange shooter..exe  Shoot'em all...674kb Thanks Raymond

killer bees.exe  Like space invaders...340kb  Thanks Dustin

black jack.exe  Play black jack...435kb  Thanks Dustin

cribbage.exe  Nice little game...68.4kb  Thanks Dustin

code breaker.exe  Break the code...44.7kb  Thanks Dustin

puntomatic.exe  A nice game...846kb  Thanks Raymond

PlasticKitten.exe  Another nice game...845kb  Thanks Raymond

Fun at the beach..exe  Have fun at the beach...426kb  Thanks Raymond

Fight the war on terrorism at home  A very good shootout game...1.43mb  Thanks Raymond

Penis pac-man..exe Just like it says...363kb  Thanks Raymond

orgasm1.htm  A golden oldie  Thanks Mick

Snowboarding game..exe  A nice skill game...627kb  Thanks Raymond

copperfield.pps  Another trick with cards...185kb  Thanks Fatima
Download a free, self installing powerpoint viewer from:
 http://www.uwm.edu/People/konkol/ppt.html

Pocket Pop. Game.EXE  A cute little pocket game...150kb  Thanks Raymond

waronterrorism.exe  A few games...excellent...1.01mb  Thanks Walter

foosball.exe  Table football...393kb  Thanks Dustin

desktop b-ball.exe  Nice basket ball game...228kb  Thanks Dustin

AirportScanner.EXE  I'm sure the guys will like this!...435kb  Thanks Dustin

checkers.exe  Another game of checkers...39.4kb  Thanks Dustin

CLEANERS.exe  This is a very good game of skill...565kb  Thanks Raymond

xtremepong.exe  This is a challenge...481kb  Thanks Dustin

SUPER KARATE BRICK BREAK.exe  Be strong with this one...616kb  Thanks Raymond

jacks.exe  A nice little game...111kb  Thanks Dustin 

Realyou.exe  Find out the real you...300kb  Thanks Dustin

pac-man.exe  The old pacman game...263kb  Thanks Dustin

Vaches.zip  This is for the French...250kb  Thanks Raymond

milliardaer.exe  This is for the German speaking countries...659kb  Thanks Raymond

ataripong.exe  The original Atari pong...389kb  Thanks Dustin

skeet.exe  A nice game of skeet...594kb  Thanks Dustin

connect-the-dots.exe  Connect the Dots...185kb  Thanks Dustin

rock, paper, scissors.exe  Rock, paper, scissors...101kb  Thanks Dustin

pick-up sticks.exe  Pick up the Sticks...10.9kb  Thanks Dustin

othello.exe  A nice game...238kb  Thanks Dustin

Trumps.exe  A game of Trumps...153kb Thanks Dustin

Bird Callin' with Jeb.exe  Just like it says...757kb  Thanks Raymond

secretary.zip  How to hire the perfect secretary...384kb Nudity  Thanks Tony

inter_silicon.exe  Test your knowledge about boobs...572kb Nudity  Thanks Raymond

THREE WISHES.zip  Oh dear, what has she done?...444kb  Thanks Sandi

topgirl.zip  Naked girls for your desktop...254kb Nudity  Thanks Sandi

hangaroo.exe  My favourite hangman game!...687kb  Thanks Dustin

differencesxxx.exe  Find the differences...877kb...Nudity  Thanks Sandi

the original click.exe  Turn your screen on or off...213kb  Thanks Terri

3dcrates.exe  Push the crates, easier said then done...370kb  Thanks to the Specialist

Some great games with 'Timber Wolf' from Warner's bros

Fire.exe  Play with some beautiful colours...81kb  Thanks Sandi

Call Me Stupid.exe  Know when you're stupid...141kb  Thanks Sandi

FootballAid.exe  Practice your football skills...384kb  Thanks Sandi

BimbLaden.exe  Shoot Bin Laden...593kb  Thanks Kieron

binladenshootout.exe  Another Bin Laden shoutout...699kb  Thanks Dustin

Happyland Face Punch Game.exe  Punch the sadness out of the faces...571kb

Fishing Game.exe  A nice fishing game...448kb

SuperYahtzee_Setup.exe  A super Yahtzee game...516kb

boobpuzzle.exe  A nice little puzzle...335kb  

specialpresent.exe  Forward it to a friend...452kb  Thanks Sandi

hangman.exe  A lovely hangman game...59.1kb  Thanks Dustin

MagicNum.exe  An updated version from Guess.exe...307kb  Thanks The Specialist

battleship.exe  The battleship game...200kb  Thanks Dustin

froggy.exe  The real froggy game...434kb  Thanks Dustin

Don't Do That.exe  Don't do that in a restaurant...514kb  Thanks Sandi

eggs.exe  Throw the eggs in the basket...455kb  Thanks Sandi

oldgames.ZIP  Ten old favourite games like space invaders etc...2.01mb Thanks to The Specialist

boxworld.exe  Move the boxes...121kb

FlyFree.exe  A nice fly for your desktop...217kb

Unfound Greeting Cards.exe  Cards you won't find in the shops...404kb  Thanks Sandi

Confucius Say.exe  Wise words indeed...395kb  Thanks Sandi

scooby's haunted kitchen game.exe  Feed Scooby Doo quick...1.32mb  Thanks to The Specialist

winporn.exe  Wow, a nice error for a change (esc to turn off)...466kb  Thanks to The Specialist

Thimble Rig Game.exe  Remember the ball under the thimble...388kb

mini_putt.exe  Another nice golf game...1.18mb

pearl.exe  Take as many pearls as you like...he..he...519kb

Brain Bowling Game.exe  LLike elf bowling, but it's Igor this time...736kb

madball.exe  A skill of memory...1.05mb

Arco Bowling Game.exe  A nice bowling game...519kb

bubblewrap.exe  You like popping the bubbles on wrapping paper?  You'll like this!...374kb

Flash Golf Game.exe  A nice golf game...702kb

game.exe  A shitty game...391kb

facetoon.zip    Dress up the different fruits...341kb  Thanks Sandi

Chintran.zip    943kb is a great funny program 
created by Xomnian@aol.com  and is a lot of funny Chinese translations.
( A must see and hear)  Thanks Xomnian for sending it :-)

stripthegirl.exe  Strip the girl...1.33mb ! xxx

carny_ride.EXE  Take your pc on a carnival ride...8.5kb  Thanks Sandi

winpenguins-binary-0.5.zip  Penguins for your desktop...92kb

old_people.exe  A magnifier for your pc...209kb  Thanks Sandi

polly.exe  Help polly stealing...574kb

themicrobe.exe  A nice addictive game...459kb

cameron.exe  This is hard, fit the girl together in time or you won't see her...331kb

schlonger.exe  Like the frogger game, this time it's the penis who has to save the balls...328kb

koala.exe  That koala is confused...424kb

school.exe  Do a school test...116kb

bikini.zip  A lot of bikinis...632kb  Thanks Sandi

popaworm.exe  Shoot the worms...445kb

burpalator.exe  A calculator that burps...417kb

addictionpuzzle.exe     Like it says...841kb

garfield.exe  Garfield, the magician...574kb  Thanks Reg

bowling.exe   Nun Bowling...422kb

henne.exe  Don't get seasick...203kb  Thanks Sandi

fplace.exe  Mood setter for your pc...121kb

wedgie.exe  A computer wedgie...428kb  Thanks Sandi

photoshoot.exe  Be a photographer...558kb

wokeup.exe  Who you wake up with depends on you...102kb

avoid.exe  Your start button is avoiding you...107kb 
(To turn it off, move your mouse over the TOP LEFT corner of your screen)

manicminer.zip  A nice game to pass the time...292kb  Thanks Michael Molloy

sonydigicicam.pps  Who's a pretty babe then?...203kb Thanks Sandi 

pbunny.exe  This desktop bunny is a bad influence...360kb Thanks Sandi 

uno.exe  The original Uno game - Very addictive...512kb  Thanks Sandi 

glasses.exe  See people different with these magic glasses...645kb

billybass.exe    Poor Big Mouth Billy Bass...668kb

wep4util.zip  A nice game...you'll need time...44kb 

Snowman3000.exe   Make a snowman..a nice game for the children...439kb

snowman.exe      Dress up a snowman (for the kids)...1.37mb

hohoho.exe      The elves are cranky...689kb

snowball.exe       A snowball fight just in time for Xmas...1.97mb